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Even the best-maintained railways run into the occasional hiccup.

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Don’t worry --- everyone’s fine, including yourself. We seem to have gotten lost somewhere between the 403 and 405 junction. Getting lost is kind of hard to do on a train. Congratulations? Don't worry, our best engineers are on the job right now, mapping out the track, taking coordinates, lighting the signal flares and doing lip exercises to get ready to sound the warning trumpets (let’s hope it doesn’t actually come to that. Those trumpets are loud and always out of tune).


If you’re in a hurry, we suggest pressing the "return to homepage" button above. If you’re not in a hurry, you can either:

1. Kick back and relax to the sound of the warning trumpets.

2. Join one of the three search party teams to find Junction 403 or 405.

3. Take a post on the top of the train to help defend against railway pirates and/or roaming bears.


Thank you!

The Station Auto Wash Express Team

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